Sweat Spots: 80s Lo-fi anti-pong propaganda

Dog deodorant shifts paradigms, smashes icons

New revolutionary deo product for dogs and dog-like people hits the antiperspirant market with the force of a rocket-powered, robotic St Bernard colliding with a genetically-enhanced doberman on steroids. Deo-commentators are literally freaking out: stockpiling aerosols, flushing talc, some have turned to magic hippy crystals. The public doesn't know how to react. People are waiting for some kind of a sign, perhaps from a higher being or magazine. Pet lovers walk openly in city boulevars, smug, vindicated. No reports of looting yet, but roads to airports have been closed. It's raining large denomiation coinage. BUY THIS PRODUCT NOW!!!!!!

Ca$h4otterz - Everything Is Really Special

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Everything Is Really Special

1 Rococo Dinette Scheme (3:26)
2 Perv Strut (4:56)
3 Inflatable Toupee (6:31)
4 Devious Nutrino (4:51)
5 Smichov (4:09)
6 Brash Collapser (9:14)
7 Low Canard (4:35)
8 Deluge (7:04)
9 Caga Tio (2:26)
10 The Life was Hectic (5:44)
11 Soak (6:59)
12 Small Toiletries (4:02)

Art by Vapah at Scene and Sound Designs

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Sweat Spots: Elderly cross-dressing market tapped

Sweat Spots: Deo on the down low

The stench of crime: Deo-heist in Forida sours

An armed robber was apprehended in Florida after a daring deo-raid on a drug store. The gunman brandished a weapon at an employee who pleaded for the safe return of the antiperspirant. Dogs and a helicopter where called in to track the sweaty perp. No word yet on the brand. More details here.

Process of Elimination: Episode 1

Process of Elimination is a podcast radio show mixed and produced by everyones' favorite East-German-cosmonaut-turned-fake-disk-jockey: Kool DJ Sigmund Jahn. The show is comprised of about 60 minutes of sound collage, mash-ups, bootlegs, freak-outs, jump-ups, ho-downs, spoken word, found sound, lost souls, field recordings, fields, and, if you listen at rush hour, traffic info and updates. It's kind of meant to sound like the radio would sound if the radio was, like, going through some really rough shit right now. New episodes will be put out every couple of months or so. I hope you're really happy.

Process of Elimination: Episode 1 - mp3

Playlist:
(Possibly not the most appropriate heading as many tracks are just very short clips, but life is full of challenges that are just too difficult and we will probably fail at most of them and feel bad about it all for a long time)
Billy Joel - I'm moving out
Lil' Weavah - My rims
Billy Joel - In the middle of the night
Unkie Dunkie the Balony Slicer - Mortimer
Arthur Stirling - An open letter to my teenage son
Eddie Safranski - Speedy Gonzalez
ATC - Around the world (La la la la la la)
Mikhail Glinka - Ruslan and Lyudmila
Jack van Impe - The coming war with Russia
Jordy - Dur dur d'être bébé
Mario Winans - I don't wanna know
Thompson Twins - If you were here
Youtube - 1960s LSD propaganda film
Picking up girls made easy - The street pick up
Gerardo - Rico Suave
James Last - Romance
Radio Moscow - Announcement
The Captain and Tenille - Do that to me one more time
Lil' Jon - Put your hood up
Marin Marais - A representative's visit
Gabor Szabo - Love theme from Spartacus
Oasis - The shock of the lightning
Jo Wiley (ft The Game) - Something old he did mayhem
Bekhudi - Khat maine tere naam
Omarion - Ice box
Viraasat - Dhol bajne laga
John Coltrane - Soul eyes
Daddy Yankee - Gasolina
R. D. Burman - Dil haye mera dil
Guitars of the Golden Triangle - Hopes and goals
The people of San Vito lo Capo
Duran Duran - Reach up for the sunrise
Hire Spensa - My style
Goran Brogovic - Cocek
Konono #1 - T.P. Couleur Café
Ted Berrigan - Sonnet 13
Barry Manilow - Copa Cabana
Black Rob - Like whoa
Arbeiter und Arbeiterinnen aus Berliner Betrieben und Orchester - Stalin, Freund, Genosse
Astro Age Steel Orchestra - Theme for happy living
Baby Huey and the Babysitters - Monkey man
Baccara - Sorry I'm a lady
Dr. Dobson & Susan Baker - Focus on the Family (Rock music lyrics special)
Sammy Hall - A funny thing happened on the way to hell (I got saved, saved, saved)
R. Kelly - You remind me of my jeep
H-Town Boys - Knockin the boots
Birgitta & Jonsi - Eg vil vera med ter
Radio Moscow - Apology