New revolutionary deo product for dogs and dog-like people hits the antiperspirant market with the force of a rocket-powered, robotic St Bernard colliding with a genetically-enhanced doberman on steroids. Deo-commentators are literally freaking out: stockpiling aerosols, flushing talc, some have turned to magic hippy crystals. The public doesn't know how to react. People are waiting for some kind of a sign, perhaps from a higher being or magazine. Pet lovers walk openly in city boulevars, smug, vindicated. No reports of looting yet, but roads to airports have been closed. It's raining large denomiation coinage. BUY THIS PRODUCT NOW!!!!!!
Wednesday 4 February 2009
Dog deodorant shifts paradigms, smashes icons
New revolutionary deo product for dogs and dog-like people hits the antiperspirant market with the force of a rocket-powered, robotic St Bernard colliding with a genetically-enhanced doberman on steroids. Deo-commentators are literally freaking out: stockpiling aerosols, flushing talc, some have turned to magic hippy crystals. The public doesn't know how to react. People are waiting for some kind of a sign, perhaps from a higher being or magazine. Pet lovers walk openly in city boulevars, smug, vindicated. No reports of looting yet, but roads to airports have been closed. It's raining large denomiation coinage. BUY THIS PRODUCT NOW!!!!!!
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