Wednesday 18 February 2009

Sweat Spots: 80s Lo-fi anti-pong propaganda

Playing racketball in shoulderpads will make any poweryuppy ripe. Ask your husband to buy some for you!

Wednesday 4 February 2009

Dog deodorant shifts paradigms, smashes icons

New revolutionary deo product for dogs and dog-like people hits the antiperspirant market with the force of a rocket-powered, robotic St Bernard colliding with a genetically-enhanced doberman on steroids. Deo-commentators are literally freaking out: stockpiling aerosols, flushing talc, some have turned to magic hippy crystals. The public doesn't know how to react. People are waiting for some kind of a sign, perhaps from a higher being or magazine. Pet lovers walk openly in city boulevars, smug, vindicated. No reports of looting yet, but roads to airports have been closed. It's raining large denomiation coinage. BUY THIS PRODUCT NOW!!!!!!

Wednesday 7 January 2009

Ca$h4otterz - Everything Is Really Special

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Everything Is Really Special

1 Rococo Dinette Scheme (3:26)
2 Perv Strut (4:56)
3 Inflatable Toupee (6:31)
4 Devious Nutrino (4:51)
5 Smichov (4:09)
6 Brash Collapser (9:14)
7 Low Canard (4:35)
8 Deluge (7:04)
9 Caga Tio (2:26)
10 The Life was Hectic (5:44)
11 Soak (6:59)
12 Small Toiletries (4:02)

Art by Vapah at Scene and Sound Designs

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